Holiday Post: In a World Gone to Hell

Well, just when I thought the President fighting Chilean security forces, the NBA brawl, and Target tossing out the Salvation Army was just about enough - I found this disturbing picture taken in a small village somewhere near the North Pole. Apparently Santa and Rudolph aren't getting on so fabulously, either.

Not to worry though, Santa's Secret Service elves moved in quickly to break up the brawl which was said to have started over one of two issues. Rumor has it either Santa lost his cool over a plastic lawn ornament deal Rudolph signed with Target in the wake of the kettle controversy, or the known to be scrappy reindeer dropped some serious coin on the Pistons to Santa and was refusing to pay up.