Llama Scandal Widens

The growing scandal surrounding the Llama Butchers and their perverse sexual practices has widened today on the heels of a police raid on Michael Jackson's now infamous Neverland Ranch. Reliable sources identify the llama pictured at right as Steve, of Steve and Robert of the Llama Butchers blog. This relatively mild picture of an apparent weekend of debaunchery was leaked by undiclosed sources after being confiscated in the recent raid.

Sources claim that Jackson, returning from a vacation trip to Hawaii, invited the llama and at least two young boys to the ranch for a weekend frolic, promising all that he had a nice lei for each. Additional pictures far too graphic for publication show Jackson, Steve and the two boys engaging in a number of sordid and perverse escapades from field to hot tub, as well as on many of the rides for which the ranch has become known.

Additional damning evidence, see additional picture, of the bizarre weekend of degradation includes adult materials containing the fingerprints of Jackson, the two boys and additional strange markings which forensics experts have tentatively identified as llama tracks. It's unknown what part pornography played in the sordid weekend of apparent raw animal lust.

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[Gordon]

Jacko is in on this too? How deep does this scandal go?